Fuck the Manwich

Fuck everyone on this website. Get a real job. Stop reblogging shit. Stop creating gifs or stills of all of your favorite things. Go create something of your own. Stop complaining about being depressed. Get the fuck out of bed even if you don’t feel like it. It’ll make you feel better to put yourself to use. Stop talking about being depressed because the attention you’ll get from a bunch of other pathetic fucks won’t really make you feel better in the long run. Stop wanting to relate to people. It’s a stupid goal. Why would you want to relate to anybody? Everybody fucking sucks. Relate to no one and be your own. Stop acting like your opinions are really important. Stop acting like your thoughts on gay marriage or abortion or slut-shaming are ground breaking. Stop searching for pictures of naked girls to jack off to. Stop being a fucking statistic. I’m part of all of this and I’m stopping because it’s not useful to me in any way. The time of wasted on this website could translate to a bunch of music and lyrics being written or a short story being written or maybe I would have fucking done my homework for once. This place is a waste of time, so fuck off of it. Go create.   

dailyseinfeld:

Vivian: Oh, isn’t Elaine fantastic? George: Yes she is. It’s a pity we won’t be seeing much more of her. Vivian: Really, why? George: Oh, you haven’t heard, she’s going to live with her grandparents in Redding Pennsylvania. Vivian: Her grandparent passed away five years ago. George: Yes they did. I was covering. Elaine has been deported back to Scotland. Vivian: She’s American citizen, I have seen her passport. George: All right, no more lies. Elaine is been chosen to represent the Upper West Side in the next Biosphere project. Vivian: I haven’t heard anything about another Biosphere. George: That’s because it’s underwater. Vivian: This is insane. George: Is it? Vivian: Yes it it. George: Well, it’s all for charity, so what’s the difference.
(via The Blood)

dailyseinfeld:

Vivian: Oh, isn’t Elaine fantastic?
George: Yes she is. It’s a pity we won’t be seeing much more of her.
Vivian: Really, why?
George: Oh, you haven’t heard, she’s going to live with her grandparents in Redding Pennsylvania.
Vivian: Her grandparent passed away five years ago.
George: Yes they did. I was covering. Elaine has been deported back to Scotland.
Vivian: She’s American citizen, I have seen her passport.
George: All right, no more lies. Elaine is been chosen to represent the Upper West Side in the next Biosphere project.
Vivian: I haven’t heard anything about another Biosphere.
George: That’s because it’s underwater.
Vivian: This is insane.
George: Is it?
Vivian: Yes it it.
George: Well, it’s all for charity, so what’s the difference.

(via The Blood)

ianbrooks:

Goatcore

Singapore-based grindcore band Wormrot has a goat in their mosh pit. Your argument is irrelevant.

(via: dangerousminds)

You haven’t drunk all the difficult conversation wine, have you?
Mark Corrigan (via peepshowquotes)
garfieldminusgarfield:

G-G the book.